Night of the Assholes

by Kevin L. Donihe
Release date: 2010
Type: speculative fiction
Genres: horror

The Assholes are coming to get you, Barbara... From Wonderland Award Winner Kevin L. Donihe, comes a hilarious tribute to Night of the Living Dead.

A plague of assholes is infecting the countryside. Normal everyday people are transforming into jerks, snobs, dicks, and douchebags. And they all have only one purpose: to make your life a living hell. Today is the worst day of Barbara's life. The assholes are everywhere. They're picking fights, causing accidents, and even killing people. But she must remain calm. If you raise your temper to an asshole you'll become one of them. After losing her brother to the asshole onslaught, Barbara flees for her life. She finds safety in a desolate farmhouse with six other survivors. Cut off from the world and surrounded by a sea of assholes, they must figure out a way to last through the night. But more and more of those annoying bastards are gathering outside, preparing for the coming of something much worse...

(updated 2012-08-30)

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