A short story in the Cannibal in the Woods world. (Now for less than a dollar!)
The sleeping gods have awakened before their time, disturbed from their slumber by a terrible force of corruption that has seeped into their resting bodies and twisted them into immortal beasts of madness and horror.
The twin bears, Cyren and Kyren, are the first of the gods to revive, and their diseased darkness is already spilling out into the world. If their influence can't be stopped, the entire world could succumb to the same plague of madness that has already enveloped them. A fallen Cleric rises and takes arms against the tide of corruption, wielding the only weapon ever forged from the bones of an immortal, God Ender, a sword to rend the flesh of gods.
Heath Pfaff is an author who lives in rural, western New York. He was born in a small town, and spent a good potion of his life growing up all over the world as part of a military family. He is married, and has four cats. He has no children because he doesn't like children, and yes, that does include your children. No, they're not different, and no he doesn't care that you're offended. In fact, he's laughing at you right now.