UNREPENTANT. UNIMPRESSED. AND TOTALLY UNDEAD.
Eric's
got issues. He has short-term and long-term memory problems; he can't
remember who he ate for dinner yesterday, much less how he became a
vampire in the first place. His best friend, Roger, is souring on the
strip club he and Eric own together. And his girlfriend, Tabitha, keeps
pressuring him to turn her so she can join him in undeath. It's almost
enough to put a Vlad off his appetite. Almost.
Eric tries to
solve one problem, only to create another: he turns Tabitha into a
vampire, but finds that once he does, his desire for her fades – and
her younger sister, Rachel, sure is cute. And when he kills a werewolf
in self-defense, things really get out of hand. Now a pack of
born-again lycanthropes is out for holy retribution, while Tabitha and
Rachel have their own agendas – which may or may not include helping
Eric stay in one piece.
All Eric wants to do is run his strip
club, drink a little blood, and be left alone. Instead, he must survive
car crashes, enchanted bullets, sunlight, sex magic, and werewolves on
ice – not to mention his own nasty temper and forgetfulness.
Because being undead isn't easy, but it sure beats the alternative.