Dadgum Martians Invade the Luck Nickle Saloon!

Dadgum Martians Invade The Lucky Nickel Saloon! is about these dadgum Martians that invade the Lucky Nickel Saloon, Second Ave, Laramie, Wyoming Territory, U S of A. Only these dadgum Martians don't look like your regular Martians. No sir; they look like Earth chickens. Only these chickens have lips. And as everybody knows, chickens with lips lisp. Or is it Sheriff Benjamin Dover I'm thinken of? Never mind. Unlessen we want to be Tooken Over, we got ourselves a saloon to save!