Honeymoon of the Dead

No honeymoon is ever exactly perfect, but mine won’t even get off the ground. Literally! After an extremely eventful wedding — and that’s putting it mildly — Sebastian and I are about to jet set to Transylvania for some quality R&R. Yeah, I know it’s not exactly every girl’s fantasy honeymoon but it suits me just fine.

But thanks to a vengeful frost demon, Sebastian and I — and our plane — are stuck in exotic Minneapolis, Minnesota. And honestly, it wouldn’t be so bad if I wasn’t seeing gods and goddesses everywhere I turn. I’m starting to think my new visions might be caused by the goddess possessing my body, because ever since she moved in I’ve been getting theses weird waves of dizziness and seeing beings of a higher power. And let me tell you, there are plenty in Minneapolis. Go figure.

Now I’m learning quickly that dealing with gods and demons — not to mention running into some people I would have rather left buried in the past — doesn’t leave much quality honeymoon time for me and my new vampire hubby...