I Was Probed by Aliens and Lived to Tell the Tale!

Will Brown and John Smith are friends. Ordinary men with ordinary names... except when you consider that where John comes from his means 'one who yearns for the sweetest cessric pond, even before the third milking of Teuhleuhlah's teat'. For John is from the planet Tau Ceti 42, and first met Will when abducting him from Earth one morning... The Tau-Cetians are an alien race utterly hooked on the classic Earth TV series, "I Love Lucy", and an enterprising group have got together to fund a trip to Earth to try to buy the first series episodes on holo-chip. Whilst on their travels, they are also collecting items for their specimen zoo. Will is targeted as the human specimen, but John grows to like Will's incessant wit and decides to let him go, although not before some racy adventures and experiences along the way... including the customary alien probe on entering the spaceship...