How to Catch and Keep a Vampire

How to Catch and Keep a Vampire: A Step-by-Step Guide to Loving the Bad and the Beautiful.

In How to Catch and Keep a Vampire, Diana Laurence explores the romantic fascination we mortals have for the undead.

Why do perfectly normal people fall for such sinister beings?
And more importantly, what should we do about it when we do?
Diana Laurence knows.

With loads of personal experience to draw upon, Diana has created a road map to show readers how a vampire relationship can be achieved and conducted in harmony with everyday existence. She is here to guide you on this challenging but rewarding journey, as she notes in the Introduction:

I’m not claiming this quest is without its challenges. Having a successful relationship never is. And it’s even tougher when you throw in the special problems of being with a vampire: his ego, the crazy hours, your inability to deny him anything, his natural aversions to garlic and monogamy.

There will be days that being in love with a vampire will seem like, for lack of a better word, a curse. But take heart; I’m here to be your guide, and show you that you do have the wherewithal to balance your vampirophilia with a full, happy, successful life.

By the time we’re done you’ll know all you need to realize your dreams of bringing a real vampire into your life.