Don't Rhine on My Parade
"She speaks and they obey," but even a supernatural ability can't help this stay-at-home mom control her own life.
Don't Rhine on My Parade is a laugh-out-loud urban-fantasy with an unlikely
protagonist, a young mother who has an unusual power. Blessed, or
perhaps cursed, with the ability to command obedience, Piper Cavanaugh's normal life turns upside down in this full-length novel.
A
descendant of the Rhine Maidens who sang sailors to their deaths, Piper
has vowed to never use her power of command, but one little slip-up and
her secret has come back to bite her - literally. Now she must gain
permission to join the United Supernatural Beings, or it's open hunting
season on all of humanity. While juggling toddlers, keeping her husband
in the dark, and babysitting her rebellious kid sister, Piper finds
herself befriending a vampire, stealing from murderous witches, and
doing battle with "Satan," otherwise known as her mother-in-law. And she thought grocery shopping with her kids was hard!
Don't Rhine on
My Parade is a refreshing switch for readers who long for a more
relatable heroine. With commonsense and sass, Piper handles diapers to
decapitations as only a mother can. Filled with comedy, action, and
thrills, Don't Rhine on My Parade expands the borders of urban fantasy
into the suburbs!
Author's Note: This new version replaces a
previously published book as Book One in the series. Major plot-lines
have been changed in order to make the story more accessible to a wider
range of readers.
