Private eyes, glamorous dames, ukulele maestros, a lost city of gold
and millions and millions of zombies? It can only be a Robert Rankin
novel!
ONE IN EVERY THREE PEOPLE LIVING IS ACTUALLY DEAD!
It is a matter of
historical record that during the latter part of World War II,
England's top-secret Ministry of Serendipity enlisted the services of
arch-magician Aleister Crowley to create a Homunculus.
Why? Well that's
a long story, spanning almost seven decades as it follows the life and
career of Tyler, rock star, private eye – and notable for the fact that
he almost saved Mankind.
The cast of millions also includes ukulele
maestro George Formby, Mick Jagger, Mama Cass, Elvis Presley and Lazlo
Woodbine. And Tyler's brother, Andy, who impersonates animals (and who
single-handedly brought about the Swinging Sixties). And a lady named
Clara from Croydon, who unlocked the meta-phenomena of the Multiverse.
And a corner shopkeeper from Brentford, who created a sitting room for
God. And a great many living dead.
Oh yes, and it also involves a
monster in human form whose intention it is to turn the Earth into a
Necrosphere, a planet totally devoid of life.