Grumpy Orc Warrior

This big green hunk of an orc is a major green meanie!

As CEO, I was less than thrilled when my company assigned me Goran as my personal bodyguard.
Now this arrogant beefcake follows me everywhere, barking orders as he flexes those delicious abs and bulging biceps.

 

Seriously, Goran’s ego is bigger than his...muscles.

He struts around like he owns the place, thinking he can boss me around just because he’s built like a tank.

 

Well, I’m nobody’s damsel in distress!

No way am I letting this smug orc run my life, no matter how much I want to invite him into my bedroom at night to “protect me.”
And if Goran thinks he’s the big, bad orc who can solve any and all problems, I’ll show him I’m the woman who can give him more problems than he can shake an axe at.
Game on, you annoyingly irresistible beast!

 

May the best human—or orc—win.