Sassed in the WoodsA Sasquatch Romcom

Even haunted forests and horny Sasquatch males need good PR...

Off on a working vacation to help re-brand a previously haunted state park, Destinee Deets is looking forward to getting in some hiking, sunning, skinny dipping, and as many roasted marshmallows as she can eat!

What she doesn't plan on is a seven-foot-tall hunk of sexy Park Ranger getting all up in her business, or the not-so-unhaunted-forest causing problems on picture day. And while she's perfectly willing to share only one tent with the heavenly soft Sasquatch, Ranger Rick seems more concerned with the strange noises coming from the woods than he is with returning her affections (so lame).

To grab Rick's attention, DeeDee has to launch a different sort of ad campaign: Being Competent As Fudge.

But taming a fractious forest turns out to be more of a challenge than either Rick or DeeDee anticipated, and when they wind up stuck 50 miles from civilization with no phone service, no proper gear, and no patience left for each other, DeeDee’s not sure which is the more terrifying prospect:

Being forced to hike through the woods with only the sassy, surly Sasquatch for survival? Or trusting her team to launch the high-profiled "Tree Huggers: Bigfoot Bonzai!" ad campaign... by themselves?

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Monsters in the Woods Series
Leave civilization, and your inhibitions, behind...

Venture off the grid with our human heroines for a back woods trip that turns into a wild, erotic adventure! Deep in the woods, the noises you hear might be a monster capturing its prey, or wooing its mate; Which one do you desire?