J.R.R.Tolkien University
A HIGH CONCEPT, HIGH FANTASY, LOW-COMEDY SPECTACLE.
Bilbo Baggins Goes to College - well, sort of. How about, Ralph Phillips goes to Wizard's College?
Ralph, you see, is a struggling young Hollywood screenwriter. He gets hired by an Elf Wizard by the name of Mr. Escutcheon from a Dimension of Dragons, Magic and Mayhem. Ralph has to write a screenplay for a movie for Mr. Escutcheon's University that will make a killing at the American box office and fill the University's coffers with much needed gold. Idea: make a fantasy movie in the Fantasy Dimension. Reason: cheap special effects, because all the magic will be real!
However, Ralph hadn't counted on teaming up with a beautiful warrior and a hairy growly thief. And he certainly didn't know anything about the Evil Wizards who wanted to stop him!
David Bischoff
David F. Bischoff (born 1951) is an American author. He also writes as Mark Grant.