Treks Not Taken: A Parody

What if Stephen King, Anne Rice, Kurt Vonnegut, and other literary great had written episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation? Steven R. Boyett tells us what might have happened.

Contents:

• Introduction: When Worlds Collide by Steven R. Boyett
• The Crusher in the Rye by not by J. D. Salinger
• A Clockwork Data by not by Anthony Burgess
• One Beamed onto the Cuckoo's Nest by not by Ken Kesey
• Jurassic Trek by not by Michael Crichton
• The Ship Also Rises by not by Ernest Hemingway
• Less Than Data by not by Bret Easton Ellis
• Trek-22 by not by Joseph Heller
• All the Pretty Humans by not by Cormac McCarthy
• Lady Fed by not by Jackie Collins
• A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Fan by not by James Joyce
• The Vampire Le Forge by not by Anne Rice
• Even Captains Get the Blues by not by Tom Robbins
• Q Clearance by not by Tom Clancy
• Moby Trek (abridged) by not by Herman Melville
• The Trekking by not by Stephen King
• Fandom Shrugged by not by Ayn Rand
• Holodeck-5, or, God Bless You, Mr. Roddenberry by not by Kurt Vonnegut
• Trek of Darkness by not by Joseph Conrad
• On the Bridge by not by Jack Kerouac
• Oh, the Treks You'll Take! by not by Dr. Seuss