A Pirate's Life for Tea
Bookshops & Bonedust meets Our Flag Means Death in this cozy fantasy on the low seas, where lesbian pirates find out if enemies actually can become lovers!
Kianthe and Reyna are on the hunt for dragon eggs to save their hometown—but it requires making a deal with Diarn Arlon, lord of the legendary Nacean River. Simply capture the river pirate Serina, who’s been plaguing Arlon's supply chains, and bring her in for justice. Easy peasy.
Begrudgingly, the couple joins forces with Bobbie, one of Arlon’s constables determined to capture the pirate. Except Bobbie and Serina have a more complicated history than anyone realized, and it might jeopardize everything.
While Kianthe and Reyna watch this relation-shipwreck from afar, it quickly becomes apparent that these disaster lesbians need all the help they can get. Luckily, matchmaking is Reyna’s favorite pastime.
The dragon eggs may have to wait.
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Rebecca Thorne
Rebecca Thorne writes the kind of stories that feel like curling up with a cup of tea while still brimming with danger, magic, and unexpected laughter. A USA Today, Indie, and Sunday Times bestselling author, she has built a reputation for cozy fantasy and science fiction that celebrate found families, quick-witted banter, and worlds where love and adventure sit side by side.
Her Tomes & Tea quartet, beginning with Can’t Spell Treason Without Tea, has become a favorite among readers who crave both enchantment and comfort. The series follows characters who would rather run a bookshop and teahouse than battle empires, yet somehow still find themselves caught in the middle of rebellion, mystery, and romance. Thorne’s writing draws on the charm of everyday rituals, like brewing tea or sharing a quiet moment, while weaving them seamlessly into epic tales of courage and loyalty.
Tomes & Tea
Tomes & Tea consists of four books — considered a complete series. The current recommended reading order for the series is provided below.

