Tyson Dawes is back from the dead! Broke, lost, and more pissed off than ever.

Once the legendary leader of Silken Sands, Tyson’s name echoed across the multiverse as the Windowpuncher, the man who tore down the Church of BuyMort and carved out an affiliate that stood for more than just profit margins. But that was a century ago. Betrayed, left to rot in the void, and stripped of everything, Tyson wakes to find his empire gone, his legacy twisted, and the people he cared about most lost to time.

But Tyson isn’t one to stay down for long.

Armed with little more than grit, charisma, and his starfish suit, he sets out to reclaim what was his: Silken Sands. As he battles through corporate cronies, rogue affiliates, and the ghosts of his past, Tyson’s fight becomes more than just a power grab. It’s a quest to uncover what happened to those he left behind, to face down the friends who became strangers, and to piece together the wreckage of the life he thought he’d lost and accomplish that final goal that Afflqwst had set for him so long ago.

The end of BuyMort.

Published
February 17, 2025
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This story features an amalgamation of Amazon, Walmart, every service fee, sales algorithm, membership perk, advertising jingo, Microsoft mascot, and insane discount that you have ever experienced in your life, coupled with the madness of the multiverse, a dash of invisible hand monopolism, feudalism, straight-up cronyism and LOTS of profanity.

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This MC is unlike others you may have read before. He starts as a Slacker, Pacifist, Human Pinata type who reluctantly is drawn into saving the people around him and fighting against the machine. There is fantasy violence, base-building, tons of market loot, monsters, a dungeon, affiliate and credit levels, and progression. It is single POV and has no harem elements.

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