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Kiss Kiss Fang FangA Sucky Vampire Romantic Comedy

by Penelope Bloom
Kiss Kiss Fang Fang: A Sucky Vampire Romantic Comedy by Penelope Bloom
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I don’t usually fang and tell, but she earned an exception.
The hapless woman who accidentally released me.
The one who nearly got herself killed mere hours later.
So I saved her, but my help came with a price.

The only way to save her life was to bond her–to link us so powerfully we’d have to spend every waking hour together for the next few weeks.

I was ready for the bond, but I wasn’t ready for her.

Her impossible to crush perky outlook. Her big eyes that never seem to dim, no matter how far into my blackened soul they saw.

I thought I’d lost the ability to care centuries ago, but it appears I was wrong.

The insufferable woman won’t rest until she’s forced me to do the unthinkable. To… enjoy her company.

It’s ridiculous, but all I need to do is outlast the bond.

To outlast my growing fear that I’m not as numb as I thought.

I’m in danger of feeling something for this human that I can’t afford to feel. Because the only thing more dangerous for her than my enemies is if I can’t let her go.

 

Author’s Note: Get sucked into this high stakes, fang-fest of paranormal, romantic comedy fun with an out-of-his-element vampire grump and the upbeat woman who refuses to let things go according to plan.

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FantasyRomanceParanormal RomanceUrban FantasyParanormal FantasyVampiresHumor
Release date: January 6, 2021

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Penelope Bloom

Penelope Bloom doesn’t just write romantic comedy; she flips it on its head with sharp wit, fearless characters, and situations that teeter between wildly outrageous and strikingly relatable. Her books don’t tiptoe into the absurd; they leap, heels first, into laugh-out-loud chaos built on irresistible chemistry and unexpected tenderness.

Best known for cheeky, bestselling titles like His Banana, Her Cherry, and His Treat, Bloom has carved out a space in the rom-com world where humor and heat collide. Readers flock to her stories for more than just steamy scenes and punchy one-liners. At the core of each book is a heartbeat that reminds readers love doesn’t always arrive with a bow; sometimes, it shows up with a bad attitude, a banana in hand, and a perfectly timed pun.

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Her writing style walks the line between satire and sincerity. Beneath the bold covers and eyebrow-raising titles is a keen understanding of modern romance and the ridiculous ways people try to avoid falling in love. Her heroines are smart, sarcastic, and never afraid to go after what they want, while her heroes often find themselves knocked off balance in the most delightful ways.

Though she keeps a relatively low profile outside the pages of her books, Bloom has cultivated a fiercely loyal readership. Her novels regularly climb Amazon’s romance charts, and her signature brand of humor has made her a recognizable name in contemporary romantic comedy.

Writing, for Penelope Bloom, is both an escape and a rebellion against taking life too seriously. She invites readers to laugh at the mess, swoon at the tension, and maybe even blush a little along the way.

More books by Penelope Bloom

Confluence Academy Book 3 (Confluence Academy #3)
⧗ 8.00 / 1
Unveiled (Confluence Academy #2)
⧗ 9.34 / 3
Unbound (Confluence Academy #1)
Unrated
I Bite She Sucks: A Paranormal Werewolf Romantic Comedy
Unrated


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